The Slo.Mo training kit
Anal training, at your pace.
Seven plugs, each a measured step up from the last. As the stretch grows, the steps shrink, so every one feels within reach.
Complimentary express shipping, in plain, unbranded packaging
Sound familiar?
Too much, too soon.
Most people are curious long before they’re comfortable. And most first attempts go wrong the same way: too much hurry, too big a jump, and an experience you’d rather not repeat.
The curiosity stays. So does the memory. Slo.Mo was designed to rewrite that story.
Why seven steps
As the stretch grows, the steps shrink.
Many training kits go from small to large in three plugs. Slo.Mo takes seven, and each increase is proportionally smaller than the last, from 13% down to 5%.
The steps ease off where the stretch is hardest, so the last feels as achievable as the first.
How it works
Rest. Train. Move up.
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Rest in the ValleyThe slim neck sits just inside, so your body can settle around it.
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Train at the PeakEase slowly over the widest point and back. That stretch is the training.
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Move up when it’s easyWhen the Peak feels as easy as the Valley, you’re ready for the next plug. Your body sets the schedule.
Meet the set
Seven plugs. One clear path.
A gentle nudge
The lead-in. Learn the Peak and Valley before size comes into it.
- Peak
- Circumference
- Valley
- Insertable length
For you. Or for two.
Exploring on your own
New to it, or trying again after a rushed first go? Start at plug 1 and move up only when you’re ready. Stop at any step you like.
Training for a partner
Working towards a partner’s size? Measure their erect girth, and the size guide shows the plug to aim for. Solo or together, whoever’s receiving.
Arrives quietly. Backed properly.
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Plain, unbranded boxNo logos or product names on the outside. Nothing to explain at the door.
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Complimentary express shippingTracked, and usually with you in 1 to 4 business days in Australia.
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2-year warrantyAgainst manufacturing defects, on top of your rights under Australian Consumer Law.
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Real people, here to helpAsk us anything about sizing or getting started. We reply within 24 hours, Monday to Friday.
Common questions
Which plug should I start with?
Plug 1, even if you have some experience. It’s a lead-in, smaller than almost any partner, so you can learn the Peak and Valley before size comes into it.
How do I know when to move up?
When passing the Peak feels as easy as resting in the Valley. Each new plug’s Valley is narrower than the Peak you’ve just passed, so you always begin at a size you know. There’s no schedule.
Will the sizes suit my partner?
Almost certainly. Plugs 2 to 7 cover the 4th to 97th percentile of erect girth, and plug 4 sits at the average. The goal finder in the size guide matches your partner to a plug.
Is lube included?
No, so you can choose one that suits you. Use plenty of water-based lube. Silicone-based lube can damage silicone.
What will the package look like?
Plain and unbranded, with nothing on the outside to give it away.
Can I return my kit?
Yes, if it’s unopened and in its original sealed packaging, within 14 days of delivery. Return postage is paid by you. For hygiene reasons, we can’t accept opened or used kits. Your rights under Australian Consumer Law always apply.
Ready when you are.
Nobody enjoys being rushed. Least of all here.
Complimentary express shipping, in plain packaging.